Tuesday, May 12, 2020

I got a Haircut

COVID-19 continues to turn things upside down.  In March, the European Union collectively banned non-essential travel coming in to the EU from the rest of the world.  Similarly in March the USA also implemented a travel ban on all non-American citizens, or permanent residents, who have been in the Schengen area within 14 days of arriving in the U.S.  

The U.S. ban doesn't make the most sense because it doesn't ban travel from Europe but only from the Schengen countries.  Banning flights from Europe would have made sense but apparently the USA thinks that Schengen equals all of Europe.  Or that the virus somehow respects international borders and that it doesn't spread to non-Schengen countries.

There are repatriation flights to both the EU and the USA which enable citizens to return home.  Legally I am able to return to the U.S., because I'm a citizen.  That is if I wanted to return.  (A)  Czechland is home so this is where I'm staying and (B)  it's tough to even find an available flight.

There are only 13 airports in the USA that allow flights in for American citizens who have been in Schengen countries, China or Iran.  The airports are Atlanta, Boston, Chicago's O'Hare airport, Dallas-Fort Worth, Detroit, Honolulu, Los Angeles, Miami, Newark, New York's JFK airport, San Francisco, Seattle-Tacoma, and Washington Dulles.

I was supposed to fly to the USA at the end of May to visit my family.  My niece is graduating high school in California and I had promised her years ago that I would be there.  The plan was to fly in to Phoenix, Arizona to see my parents.  Then we would make the seven hour drive to my sister's home in Irvine.  Due to the pandemic and travel bans, my British Airways flight to Phoenix was cancelled.  So was my niece's graduation ceremony. 

At the end of April, the Czech government prolonged the state of emergency until 17 May.  However, the current restrictions have started to ease up a bit.

On 20 April, farmers' markets, car dealerships, and outdoor training for professional athletes were allowed.  Plus weddings with up to 10 people.

On 27 April, businesses could open up if they were under 2500 m² (27,000 square feet) as long as they are not in shopping malls over 5000 m².  Driving schools and libraries could open.  Gyms could open but the locker rooms and shower facilities had to remain closed.  Church services could resume for up to 15 people.  Even with things open, masks are still required.

As of yesterday, shops over 2500 m² could open up again.  Restaurants were allowed to open up outside dining.  Museums and galleries could open again.  Theatres, cinemas and circuses are allowed up to 100 people.  Classes of up to 15 students are permitted for high school students getting ready for their maturita exam.  And most importantly hairdressers could open again.

My hair grows pretty quick so Lukáš has been cutting my hair every two weeks for over 10 years.  I was due for a haircut when the restrictions hit so I was starting to look like a shaggy dog.  Fortunately that's over and I got a haircut this morning.  I had to wear a mask.  Lukáš had to wear a gloves, a mask, and a plastic face shied. 

Saturday, May 9, 2020

Updated Things Not Available List

I go to my local Brněnka grocery store two or three times a week.  It is a small shop but it is totally packed with supplies and it has a pretty decent deli.  It's located next to my tram stop which is only a five minute walk from my flat.  This was perfect pre-lockdown because I could pop in to the shop and quickly pick up whatever I needed on my way home from work.  

A couple of weeks ago I was surprised to see that they now carry Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.  For just 31 Kč ($1.42).  I've been able to find them at The Candy Store but this is the first time that I've noticed them in a normal shop.   

When I first moved here, more than a decade ago, I had a list of "things not available here" on the right hand side of the blog.  There was even a Tripadvisor thread about it back in 2012.  I've updated the list as things have become available here or if I could find something somewhere else in Euroland.

On the original list there was:

"Soft" Sandwich Bread.  It's now off the list.  I was able to find the equivalent but I can't remember the last time that I actually wanted it.  I'd much rather have an open-faced celebíček style sandwich.

Angel Hair Pasta.  I did find the equivalent of angel hair pasta but the noodles are short; maybe 4 or 5 cm (1.5 to 2 inches) long.  If I want a proper long pasta noodle then I just use spaghetti noodles.  

Big Marshmallows.  Off the list thanks to the Candy Store.  

Bisquick.  I found it in the UK.  I still keep this on hand because Czech flour is still confusing to me.

Black Beans.  I finally found them.  Not available everywhere or all of the time but I can find canned black beans.  When I come across them I buy extra and horde them.  

Caesar Salad Dressing.  I found it in Germany.  I also found it in the UK and Ireland.

Clam Chowder Soup.  This still isn't a thing over here but remember that this is a landlocked country.  I tried to make it using canned clams I received in a care package with some potato soup but it just didn't come out right. 

Coffee-mate Flavored Creamer.  I used to use either the liquid or powdered flavoured creamer all the time back in the USA.  My tastes have changed since living here and I no longer miss this.  I think that you can find some various flavourings here but I don't use them.  I just use milk and brown sugar.

Cooking Spray.  I still don't understand why this isn't a thing over here.  I found it in Ireland.

Corn Dogs.  They don't exist over here.  It's a hot dog on a stick that is dipped in corn batter and deep fried.  I did manage to find a corn dog last year but it was in Taiwan.

Dr. Pepper.  This started showing up here in 2011.  I can find it at the Candy Store and it's available in some grocery stores but I don't remember the last time that I bought it.  It's very rare that I actually drink a soda now and when I do it's Kofola.  

Egg Beaters/Liquid Egg Whites.  This is basically an egg mixture in a carton that you pour directly in to a frying pan.  I liked the egg white version because why take the time to separate the yolks from the whites when you can just use a carton of egg whites.  I'm sure that my Eurocrew will just think that this is falls under the category of just being incredibly lazy.  I removed this from the list because I no longer care about it.  

Enchilada Sauce.  I've never found it over here.  Luckily I have plenty of spice packs so that I can make it when I need it.

French's Yellow Mustard.  I found it in the UK and it's at the Candy Store.  

Goya Sofrito.  This is a base mix that you add to beans or rice in Latin cooking.  It's basically a mix garlic, onion, peppers, and tomatoes that were cooked down in olive oil.  I removed it from the list because it's been over a decade since I last had it and I'm sure that I could find a recipe online if I really needed it for something.

Graham Crackers.  Proper graham crackers don't exist over here.  I'm sure that there are similar products available in the kid's food section of a market.  Fortunately I received a box of graham cracker crumbs that I can use when I need to bake a pie or make a cheesecake.

Hot Dog Buns.  American-style hot dog buns aren't a think here.  Unless you go to Ikea where you can buy a hot dog with a bun.  I removed this from the list because I finally got used to just slicing open a rohlík.  Not as soft as a regular hot dog bun but it works.

Jelly Beans.  Jelly Belly jelly beans are at the Candy Store.  I've started to see other brands of jelly beans show up in stores.

Jif Crunchy Peanut Butter.  I found it in the UK.  I can get it at the Candy Store but it is expensive.  I can now find peanut butter, smooth or crunchy, in the local shop.  Jif Crunchy is my favourite brand so I just have to splurge when I'm craving a PB&J. 

Jiffy Cornbread Mix.  I can't get this over here.  I have to rely on care parcels.  In a few weeks I was supposed to fly to California for my niece's high school graduation.  Due to Covid-19 that's not going to happen.  I planned to bring back several boxes so that I have them in time for Thanksgiving.  Assuming that Thanksgiving will happen this year.

Listerine PocketPaks Breath Strips.  I love these little strips that dissolve on your tongue.  I've never seen them here.  A colleague told me that that used to be here years ago but didn't last long.  I found something similar before in Germany but just not the same thing. 

Mac n' Cheese.  The only Mac n' Cheese is Kraft Mac n' Cheese.  I've come across some British versions but I haven't actually tried them.  I normally use five boxes to make a big batch at Thanksgiving.  Last year it was the most popular dish with the kids.  I may have to do a double batch this year.

Macadamia Nuts.  I've never seen them here.  I can't even remember the last time I had one.  

Mt. Dew.  I found first several years ago in Poland.  It's at the Candy Store and I do see it every so often at the grocery store.  I don't remember the last time I had one.

Passion Fruit Juice.  Once, back in 2010, I spotted passion fruit juice at Tesco.  They had eight 1-litre boxes and I bought every single one of them.  I've spotted it in the grocery store a few times in Vienna but I've never seen it here again in Czechland.  

Pickle Relish.  For the life of me I don't understand why pickle relish isn't a thing over here.  Czechs love pickles and they are great at pickling veggies and canning fruit for the winter so I don't understand why pickle relish just isn't a thing here.  For me, I don't care if it's regular or sweet relish, either way it is a total necessity for a hot dog.  It is also a key ingredient for "deviled eggs" at Thanksgiving.  I can get it sometimes at the Candy Store.  I may actually have to breakdown and find a recipe on-line so that I can make it myself.  

Ranch Dressing.  Americans love ranch dressing.  It's a salad dressing.  We also use it as a sauce for Buffalo chicken wings.  It can also be a dip for crisps or veggies.  It's another item that you can find at the Candy Store.  I have spice packs that I can use to make up a batch when I want.  Czechs have a farmer's dressing but it is no where close to the same thing as ranch dressing.    

Red Velvet Cake.  You can find the cake mix in the UK and Ireland.  It's also available at the Candy Store.  It's not in the shops here but I have seen red velvet cupcakes for sale at many cafes so I think it's getting quite popular.

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.  They're available now which is what inspired this blog post.

Rocky Road Ice Cream.  This is chocolate ice cream with bits of almonds and marshmallows.  The story goes that in 1929, a guy used his wife's scissors to cut up marshmallows and walnuts which he then mixed in to chocolate ice cream. When the stock market crashed later that year the flavour was renamed as "rocky road" so that people would have something that they could smile about.  Zmrzlina is really good but I would slap someone's mama to get at some rocky road ice cream.

Root Beer.  This is a non-alcoholic, caffeine-free, carbonated soft drink.  Sometimes older people will refer to it as sarsaparilla.  It's kind of the American version of Kofola but Kofola is way better.  When we were kids it was always the biggest treat to get a root beer float.  Just vanilla ice cream and root beer in a mug.  The combination would create a foam on top.  

Splenda.  This is a sugar substitute that is popular in the USA.  In the USA it is legally able to be labeled east "zero calories".  Splenda could be used instead of sugar even for cooking and baking.  Just replace the sugar with half the quantity of Splenda.  I did find this in the UK.  I still have some in my pantry  but I haven't touched this in years.  I still have some in my pantry but I haven't touch the stuff in years. I remove d it from the list because I don't care about it any more.  

Two-in-One Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant.  It's pretty simple.  An antiperspirant helps control sweat and a deodorant protects against door.  In the USA, it is pretty common to buy one product that does both of these things.  In Euroland I can find either antiperspirant or deodorant.  Both of which are more expensive than back in the USA but I don't even care about the cost.  It's just a pain that I can't get a two-in-one.

Velveeta Cheese.  Velvet is a processed cheese product that's popular in the USA.  It tastes like American cheese.  The good thing about Velveeta is that it doesn't separate into an oily mess when you melt it so it's good for making hot cheese dips or cheese for nachos.  I've never seen it over here.  I removed it from the list because I no longer miss it.  I can't even imagine how many E's would be in this.  

Anytime you move to a new country there are going to be things that you miss from home.  That's not a bad thing.  Just make sure that you give ample opportunity to try all of the new things available.  I've been here long enough that I totally love Kofola but that doesn't mean that I don't ever want to go without have a Dr. Pepper again.  However, if you can't survive without Velveeta cheese then Czechland might not be the place for you.

Update:  Thanks to Jana who left a comment below I can remove macadamia nuts from the missing list.  Thanks Jana!

Thursday, May 7, 2020

The National Seal

The Czech national seal displays the greater coat of arms between linden branches.  The linden tree is the national tree.

The Czech President uses the national seal primarily on the letters of credentials for the country's diplomats.  It is also used as the seal on international treaties.

Tuesday, May 5, 2020

New Exam Dates

I wasn't happy a few weeks ago when I found out that my citizenship and language exams were cancelled.  Whilst disappointed, I thought fine, now I have more time to prepare.

Well now I'm really not happy.  Today I found out that my exams have been rescheduled for 5 December.  I have to wait seven months to take my exams.  

I had trip planned to go to Moldova over that weekend but I cancelled my flight because my exams are more important.  Later on I will try to be positive about this but for right now I'm not exactly pleased about the delay.  This means it will postpone my citizenship application by almost a year.  If all goes well then maybe I'll become Czech by the end of 2021.

Update:  My December exams were cancelled too.  Now waiting for a new date sometime in 2021.

Sunday, April 26, 2020

75th Anniversary of Brno Liberation

Brno's Red Army Monumnet 
Today is the 75th anniversary of Brno's liberation from Nazi Germany.  The Soviet Red Army, under the leadership of Marshal Rodion Yakovlevich Malinovsky, successfully liberated the city towards the end of the war.

Malinovsky Square is named after him and there's a memorial near the Mahen Theatre.

The Bratislava-Brno Offensive began on 25 March with the goal of taking Bratislava and Brno.  The 2nd Ukrainian Front, along with troops from the Royal Romanian Army, destroyed German divisions and help reunify Czechoslovakia which had been split by the Germans into the the Protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia and a Slovak puppet state.

Brno was officially liberated on 26 April 1945.  I'm not positive but I think the fighting here lasted about two weeks.  Here's a 17-minute video I found out on YouTube.  It's in Czech, without any English subtitles, filmed by a Soviet cameraman.  

©BRNOmycity

Sunday, April 12, 2020

New Brno Vending Machines

There are some new vending machines that have popped up across Brno a couple of weeks ago.  The machines provide masks, disinfecting gel, and gloves.





Very cool idea but I think the execution could have been better.

The vending machines only take bills and coins.  Considering the virus I don't understand why you can't pay by debit card or contactless.  But at least they are stocked with face masks and hand sanitiser.  

Thursday, April 9, 2020

My Exams Are Cancelled

I'm not happy.

I was scheduled to take my Czech citizenship exam and B1 level language test on 25 April.  

I found out today that due to COVID-19, and the State of Emergency, that my exams are cancelled.  Hopefully I'll find out soon when my new test date is.  I guess on the bright side that I have more time to prepare.

Update:  Now really not happy.  My exams have been rescheduled for December.

Update:  The December exams were cancelled too.  Now waiting for a date in 2021.

Update:  My new exam date is 10.4.2021.

Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Health Insurance

One of the things that Europeans don't understand is that most Americans are just one major illness away from bankruptcy.  You can work your entire life and end up losing everything due to crushing medical bills.  

If you lose your job then you lose your health coverage.  If you don't have a job, which offers health insurance, then you don't have benefits which means you don't go to the doctor because you can't afford it.  It's a horrible system.

One of the best things that the Affordable Care Act, known as Obamacare, did was prevent insurance companies from denying coverage based on a pre-existing condition.  Here's how it used to work until recently...

Let's say you work for a company and while there you get cancer.  Even if you beat the cancer then you now have a pre-existing condition.  This means that you basically become stuck working for your company.  You can't really take a job anywhere else because when it's time to get health insurance with your new company, the insurance company can deny you coverage because of the preexisting condition.  Basically you became an indentured servant because you couldn't change up your employment.  It's not just cancer, it applies to everything...diabetes, HIV, asthma, cataracts, high blood pressure, heart disease, pregnancy.

It's absolutely unforgivable that Republican politicians want to get rid of the ACA.  If that happens, then the pre-existing condition problem will return.  How many Americans could be denied health coverage once COVID-19 becomes a preexisting condition?

Here are the number of people who have lost their health coverage over the past two weeks due to losing their job.

Czech Republic - 0

Austria - 0

Belgium - 0

Denmark - 0

Finland - 0

France - 0

Germany - 0

Greece - 0

Hungary - 0

Iceland - 0

Ireland - 0

Italy - 0

Netherlands - 0

Norway - 0

Portugal - 0

Slovakia - 0

Spain - 0

Sweden - 0

Switzerland - 0

United Kingdom - 0

United States - 3,500,000

Sunday, April 5, 2020

Virtual Pub Night

My mates and I have a lad's night at the pub every four to six weeks.  Obviously that's not possible during the state of emergency and with the country on lockdown.  So last night we had a virtual pub night.  

Not quite the same thing as actually being together but not as a work around.  It was great to catch up with everyone.

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

100 Year Old Flag

The Czech flag just celebrated its centenary.  It was unveiled on 30 March 1920 as the flag of Czechoslovakia.  After the Velvet Divorce the Czechs kept their flag while Slovakia adopted a new one.

Over here you see Czech, and EU, flags at all government buildings.  It's not uncommon for people to display Czech flags on certain public holidays.  However, it won't be on every building and it won't be displayed the rest of the year.  It's pretty much the same in other European countries as well.

By contrast in the USA, it's not uncommon for people for people to fly the flag often.  Sure it's more prominent on the 4th of July, President's Day, Memorial Day, Labor Day and Veteran's Day.  But you'll see people flying the flag almost year round.

I don't think it's a matter of Europeans not being as proud of their flags as Americans are of our flag.  I think that we Americans tend to go overboard.  If it's not a proper flag, you still see the image of the American flag everywhere in the USA.  Hats, clothing, drink coozies, the list goes on and on.  

Sure you can buy a Czech flag baseball cap in Prague at a tourist shop.  But only a tourist would wear it.  You'll never find a someone in Czechland wearing a Czech flag bikini whereas in the USA it wouldn't surprise you.  It would be tacky but that's a different story.