This is my 700th post since starting this blog. Who would have thought that it would have lasted this long? I used to worry about running out of things to write about but I really don't see that as a problem anymore. Now I wonder how long until I reach my 1,000th post?
Zelený čtvrtek is "Green Thursday". This is Maundy Thursday,
also known as Holy Thursday, which is the Thursday before Easter. In
Christianity it commemorates the Last Supper and is followed by Good
Friday.
So every Zelený čtvrtek the Starobrno brewery
puts out a limited quantity of green beer. It is only available in
select pubs and when it's gone, it's gone. The green beer is 13° so it
is stronger than normal.
I've been wanting to give
the green beer a try since I moved here but I've never had any luck. In
2010 and 2011 it was pouring down rain so I skipped it. Then I was out
of town last year. This year I finally made it to the brewery but the
weather was super cold yesterday so the outside festivities didn't last long. The
beer was pretty good and I've ticked off another thing from my to-do
list.
Friday, March 29, 2013
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Baby Bureaucracy

The first thing is that the government needs to determine the parental ties. This determination of parental ties is automatic for a married Czech couple because according to Czech law, the woman that delivers the baby is the child's mother. Her husband is automatically the father.
Note: If the child's father is not the woman's husband then the couple has to make a formal declaration of such at the local registry office. The law also states that if a couple gets divorced, but a child is born within 300 days of the divorce, then the divorced husband is automatically the father. If a man is automatically given "daddy" status then he has six months to challenge it.
For people who are not married, and for all foreigners (EU and non-EU), the determination of parental ties is done at the local registry office before the child is born. Since Norbert is from Hungary, ČR required him to submit a notarized and translated copy of his birth certificate. There are different rules for Germany. Claudia had to have her birth certificate notarized and translated. But then she also had to get an apostille. She also had to provide proof from Germany that she is single. Claudia's mom in Berlin got the local register to provide a document that said Claudia has never been registered as married which worked. Again with the translation, notary and apostille.

When the child is born, the hospital notifies the local birth register. The registry office then issues the child's Czech birth certificate. This is only proof of birth. It has nothing to do with citizenship and residency status.
If a child is born in the USA, then the baby is automatically a U.S. citizen. That's why it is so popular for foreigners to give birth in the USA because the baby is born a citizen and the parents then apply for a family green card. We call them "anchor babies". But is isn't only in the USA. Pregnant women in mainland China try to give birth in Hong Kong so that their baby gets a Hong Kong passport instead of a Chinese passport.
The Czech Republic doesn't play this game. The only way a newborn gets Czech citizenship is if one of the parents is a Czech citizen. In fact, there is not proposed legislation that if the mother is not an EU citizen, then the Czech father will have to take a paternity test in order to prove that the baby is a Czech citizen. I guess there has been a big scam of Czech men claiming to be the father of non-Czech children, giving the baby rights to healthcare and the mother residency status.
If both parents are foreigners then they have 60 days from child's birth to apply for the baby's residency permit. If the parents have different types of residency status then they get to choose the better one for the child. If the 60 day window is missed then the baby has to leave the ČR while a new application is submitted with the Czech Embassy in the parent's home country.
Claudia is German and Norbert is Hungarian (this child will have one heck of a temper) so Tünde will get dual citizenship. They will take translated copies of the Czech birth certificate to the German and Hungarian embassies in Prague. Who knows what kind of paperwork awaits them at the German and Hungarian embassies?
Monday, March 25, 2013
Visa Time...Again
It's time for another visa extension. Well actually, it was a couple of weeks ago. First, I had to get all of my paperwork in order and then I submitted it a few weeks back. Here's what's required for a non-EU citizen like me:
I've been in the same flat since I moved here. This is the third time now that I've requested an extension. The apartment building hasn't moved in all of this time. So why in the hell do I need to provide a copy of the land register statement again? Bureaucracy!!!
This year I've gotten smarter about it. A friend helped me out with getting all of the documents notarized. And I was told that I can just mail in all of my paperwork directly to the ministry. Once my work permit is finally approved then I will have to go down to the ministry and submit it. Then another visit to provide new biometric data for my new visa. Followed by a third visit to actually pick up my new card. Ugh!!
- A notarized copy of my original lease.
- A notarized amendment to my lease extending the contract until 2015.
- A notarized document from the co-op that authorizes my landlord to rent the flat to me.
- A copy of the business registry for the co-op board.
- A land registry statement
- Since my new work permit is still processing, I had to give proof that it has been applied for.
- A copy of my passport.
- A copy of my biometric ID card (which the Foreign Ministry issued me).
- A copy of my health insurance card.
- A new passport photo.
- A four-page application.
I've been in the same flat since I moved here. This is the third time now that I've requested an extension. The apartment building hasn't moved in all of this time. So why in the hell do I need to provide a copy of the land register statement again? Bureaucracy!!!
This year I've gotten smarter about it. A friend helped me out with getting all of the documents notarized. And I was told that I can just mail in all of my paperwork directly to the ministry. Once my work permit is finally approved then I will have to go down to the ministry and submit it. Then another visit to provide new biometric data for my new visa. Followed by a third visit to actually pick up my new card. Ugh!!
Sunday, March 24, 2013
Pregnancy Booklet
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She is required to keep it on her and take it with her to the hospital when it's time to Little Tünde to arrive.
I loved how on the first page, above her name, it's written that she is German. Like they won't be able to tell when the baby comes and she starts screaming in German. Only about another four or five weeks!
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Saturday, March 23, 2013
Brno Waste Collection Fee
Effective January 1, 2013, there is a new fee in place for foreigners living in Brno. All Czechs in Brno pay a yearly fee for waste collection. For some reason, I don't know why not, the only foreigners required to pay it before were those with permanent residency. I think that most people assumed that it was a part of the monthly utilities paid to the landlord. With so many expats living in Brno, I suppose the city realized that they were losing lots of money by not having us foreigners pay our fair share.
The new rule says that everyone in Brno, including foreigners (both EU and non-EU citizens), staying over three months must pay the garbage collection fee. The responsibility to pay is on the individual residents, not the landlord or property owner. The fee must be paid before May 31st or within 15 days of moving in to a new place. The fine for not paying is three times the yearly amount and can be enforced by seizure of one's property.
The fee is only 675 Kč (~$34) per year. Back in Atlanta, I used to pay over four times that amount. Besides, it looks like I've received free sanitation services for almost four years so 675 Kč seems like a bargain to me. The fee has to be paid by everyone living in a house or flat. However, a family does not have to pay for a third or subsequent child under the age of 15, (or under 26 for students living at home).
For people moving to Brno after May, then a pro-rated amount must be paid. If you move flats, then you have to apply to the city for a refund for your current place, and pay the appropriate amount for the new place.
I went online and arranged a bank transfer for the fee. It was very easy. I've been registered with the foreign police since I moved here, so I only had to provide my birth number as my identification.
The new rule says that everyone in Brno, including foreigners (both EU and non-EU citizens), staying over three months must pay the garbage collection fee. The responsibility to pay is on the individual residents, not the landlord or property owner. The fee must be paid before May 31st or within 15 days of moving in to a new place. The fine for not paying is three times the yearly amount and can be enforced by seizure of one's property.
The fee is only 675 Kč (~$34) per year. Back in Atlanta, I used to pay over four times that amount. Besides, it looks like I've received free sanitation services for almost four years so 675 Kč seems like a bargain to me. The fee has to be paid by everyone living in a house or flat. However, a family does not have to pay for a third or subsequent child under the age of 15, (or under 26 for students living at home).
For people moving to Brno after May, then a pro-rated amount must be paid. If you move flats, then you have to apply to the city for a refund for your current place, and pay the appropriate amount for the new place.
I went online and arranged a bank transfer for the fee. It was very easy. I've been registered with the foreign police since I moved here, so I only had to provide my birth number as my identification.
Friday, March 22, 2013
Stuck in an Elevator

I pushed the alarm button a few times but nothing happened. Of course all of the lift information is only in Czech but I figured out that I had to press and hold the alarm button for at least five seconds. Then a man's voice came across the speaker. I explained to him that I only speak a little Czech, that the elevator didn't work and where I lived. I guess explaining that I only speak a little Czech didn't register because he began to speak faster and use even bigger words and then hung up.

A few minutes later I heard a woman's voice saying "hello". The head of my building's co-op went upstairs and basically rebooted the elevator so that it started moving again. When I got out of the elevator I walked upstairs one flight to say "thank you". There were two women there, one of whom is the concierge and she only speaks Czech. She asked me if I need to go upstairs. "No, I needed to head to work but I'm fine and thanks for letting me out". She then yelled up the stairs to the woman who fixed the elevator saying "Mrs Bartová! Everything is fine! It was just the American! Nice.
I only ended up stuck in the lift for 15 minutes. But it's a long 15 minutes when you're by yourself, in a foreign country, and with everything posted in a different language. I guess next week I'll ask my Czech teacher for the vocabulary for "Help! I'm trapped in this f*@#ing elevator! Please get me out!"
Monday, March 18, 2013
Where's Spring?

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I was telling someone recently that I must be getting used to the cold because this is the first year since I've lived here that I haven't broke out my long johns. And while I do enjoy the snow...for a couple of weeks, I'm now over it.
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EDIT: It's now April and the snow is still here. I'm glad that the weather waited until I was here for a number of years before it decided to go crazy. Had winter been this long during my first year I probably would not have stayed past my first year. All I can say is that it had better not be cold in Dubai next week.
Sunday, March 17, 2013
The Caucasus




It is a part of Georgia and is considered a Russian-occupied state. However, Abkhazia considers itself to be an independent state – the Republic of Abkhazia. It is recognized by, fellow breakaway republics, South Ossetia, Nagorno-Karabakh and Transnistria. The only real countries which recognize it are Russia, Nicaragua, Venezuela, Nauru, Tuvalu and Vanuatu.
A visa is required to enter Abkhazia. The only way to get there is via Russia or Georgia and you have to exit the same way you entered. So for Russia, this requires a double-entry Russian visa so that you can go back to Russia. If you enter from Russia and exit in to Georgia then it is considered a violation of Georgia's borders.



The borders between Azerbaijan and Armenia are closed so the only way to get from one to the other is by going through Georgia or Iran.
Turkey is an ally of Azerbaijan, and in part because of the Armenian Genocide, the borders between Turkey and Armenia are closed.
There is a large Azeri population in northwest Iran. In order to keep the area from trying to join Azerbaijan, Iran has allied itself with Armenia.
Here's a 2010 video I found out on YouTube which gives a good overview of the geopolitical issues going on in the Caucasus.
©STRATFORvideo
Saturday, March 16, 2013
Maternity & Parental Leave

In ČR, a woman is legally entitled to 28 weeks of maternity leave. For twins, she gets 37 weeks. The maternity leave can start up to eight weeks before the baby's due date. However, a woman must start her maternity leave no later than six weeks prior to the due date. Pregnancy is considered an illness so maternity leave is covered under sickness insurance benefits, normally at around 70% of one's salary. There's no super complicated process for this either. A physician fills out a statutory form that gets turned in to HR and the company submits it to the state.
Then the parental leave kicks in. Mothers can take 2, 3, or 4 years of paid maternity leave. If another child comes along while mom is out on maternity leave then the time gets extended. Some companies offer bonuses to mothers that come back after six months or one year. By the way, either mom or dad can take the parental leave so it's usually the one with the lower income. Both may actually take parental leave at the same time but only one will receive state support.
The money received by the state is proportionate to the duration of the time away. The two-year plan pays about 11,400 Kč ($575) per month. The three-year plan pays 7.600 Kč ($384) per month. The four-year plan pays 7,600 Kč per month for the first nine months and then pays 3,800 Kč ($192) per month. For children with disabilities, a parent is entitled to seven years of leave at 7,600 Kč per month.
Once the duration of parental leave has been chosen it cannot be changed. It is very difficult to find day care for children under three years of age. Since the government is paying money for a parent to stay at home, children under 3 cannot go to preschool more than five days per month. While children over 3, cannot go to preschool more than four hours per day. These rules are probably why most mothers, or fathers, end up staying at home for three years following the birth of a child. Not a bad deal at all.
There are only four countries in the world that have no national law requiring paid maternity leave. They are Liberia, Papua New Guinea, Swaziland and the USA. Ouch!

The FMLA is the national law. Each state is allowed to mandate additional benefits. For example, California requires paid family leave. It really is embarrassing that the USA is the only industrialized country in the world that doesn't mandate paid leave for childbirth.
Update: In 2016, the Czech government provided for one-week of paid paternity leave to fathers.
Update 2019: Extended benefits.
Update 2020: Parental benefits increased.
Thursday, March 14, 2013
Sultanate of Oman


The Sultanate of Oman, سلطنة عُمان, is the second largest country on the Arabian Peninsula. It borders the UAE, Saudi Arabia and Yemen. There are two exclaves; Musandam and Madha. Oman is a little smaller than Kansas and is home to 3.15 million people. Muscat is the capital city.


Oman had an empire, from the 17th century, and it competed with Portugal and Great Britain for control of the Persian Gulf and the Indian Ocean. Oman's empire lost it's influence during the 20th century and it became heavily influenced by the UK.


Here's an Omani travel video that I found on YouTube. The second half talks about the dhow cruises from Musandam.
©Unravel Travel TV
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
United Arab Emirates
I'm so over this bloody cold weather. I need some sun. So next month I'm off to the Middle East. Specifically, to the U.A.E. and Oman for a few days. I know that mom isn't exactly thrilled with my going there, especially with the whole gay thing being illegal, but I'll only be there for a few days so I'm sure that I'll be fine. Besides, I'm not going there to organize a parade. I'm off for the sun and to check out some of the country's phenomenal architecture.
The United Arab Emirates, دولة الإمارات العربية المتحدة, is on the southeast Arabian Peninsula of the Persian Gulf. It shares land borders with Oman and Saudi Arabia, and it is across the sea from Qatar and Iran. The UAE is a little smaller than Maine and the capital is Abu Dhabi. The largest city is Dubai.
The UAE is a pretty young country. The emirates were under UK control until 1971 when six states joined to form the United Arab Emirates. Then in 1972 another emirate joined the group.

Today the UAE is a federation of seven emirates: Abu Dhabi, Ajman, Dubai, Fujairah, Ras al-Khaimah, Sharjah and Umm al-Quwain. The emir of each emirate passes the title down to his son. The emir of Abu Dhabi is the president and Dubai's emir is the country's prime minister. Islam is the official religion and the legal system is a mix of Islamic law and civil law.

Oil was discovered in the 1950s. This has helped transform the region in to a modern country. The country's oil and natural gas resources are each ranked the 7th largest in the world. It also has the world's 7th highest per capita income.
There are more than 8 million people in the UAE but less than 20% are citizens. Around 80% of the people are expats who are there for work.
While the majority of expats are Indians and Pakistanis, more and more are from Western Europe.
There is no naturalization process in the UAE. The only way to become a citizen is to either be born one or after being married to an Emirati man for several years.
Here's a video I found out on YouTube which gives some more info about the UAE.



Today the UAE is a federation of seven emirates: Abu Dhabi, Ajman, Dubai, Fujairah, Ras al-Khaimah, Sharjah and Umm al-Quwain. The emir of each emirate passes the title down to his son. The emir of Abu Dhabi is the president and Dubai's emir is the country's prime minister. Islam is the official religion and the legal system is a mix of Islamic law and civil law.

Oil was discovered in the 1950s. This has helped transform the region in to a modern country. The country's oil and natural gas resources are each ranked the 7th largest in the world. It also has the world's 7th highest per capita income.


There is no naturalization process in the UAE. The only way to become a citizen is to either be born one or after being married to an Emirati man for several years.
Here's a video I found out on YouTube which gives some more info about the UAE.
©Journeyman Pictures
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
Two Deaths
On Saturday, I was headed out, to do some grocery shopping for the baby shower, and saw some police officers in the foyer of my apartment building. They then went outside with some people. I assumed that maybe someone's car was hit or something.
A couple of days later I found out what had actually happened. On the 9th, a woman in our building died at home. Then on the 10th, someone else in our building died. Both were older and died of natural causes. The odd thing was that their flats were each sealed with police tape for a few days.
I didn't know either person who passed away. I remember meeting the woman though back in 2009 on the day I moved in to my flat. I was coming in the front door of the building, behind her, and she asked me who I was there to see. She didn't speak English but she spoke basic German. I explained to her that I now lived here which caught her obviously by surprise. She wasn't able to quite figure out why an American was living in ČR or how could an American speak German. She was nice, and would always says hello when we ran in to each other, but we probably only saw each other a half-dozen times in almost four years.
A couple of days later I found out what had actually happened. On the 9th, a woman in our building died at home. Then on the 10th, someone else in our building died. Both were older and died of natural causes. The odd thing was that their flats were each sealed with police tape for a few days.
I didn't know either person who passed away. I remember meeting the woman though back in 2009 on the day I moved in to my flat. I was coming in the front door of the building, behind her, and she asked me who I was there to see. She didn't speak English but she spoke basic German. I explained to her that I now lived here which caught her obviously by surprise. She wasn't able to quite figure out why an American was living in ČR or how could an American speak German. She was nice, and would always says hello when we ran in to each other, but we probably only saw each other a half-dozen times in almost four years.
Monday, March 11, 2013
Claudia's Baby Shower

Some of our Czech friends found the whole idea a bit different. Apparently it is considered bad luck to give presents for the baby before the baby is born. I guess that makes some sense but in the USA we give gifts, before the baby is born, so that the parents have what they need before the child arrives.
With such a mix of nationalities, one of the neat things that Claudia and Norbert wanted for Tünde were children's books from our home countries. I guess this way she will never run out of bedtime stories.
Note: Little Tünde arrived on April 27th.
Saturday, March 9, 2013
Iceland Weather Impact

With the wind chill it got down to -16°C (3°F). It was so bad that they closed all of the roads going in and out of the city. You know it must be bad if even the locals couldn't drive in it. The weather ended up cancelling my South Coast tour which meant that I wasn't able to stand behind the Seljalandsfoss Waterfall and I missed the black lava sand beaches. It also meant that none of the whale watching tours operated either. While this did put a cramp in my touring schedule it did force me to actually take a couple of days off and just relax.
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Friday, March 8, 2013
The Blue Lagoon, Iceland
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It does seem kind of crazy if you think about it. If someone asked me to go swimming in the run-off water of a power station in the USA or Czech Republic I would think that it was the craziest idea ever. But in Iceland it is an absolute must!